Thursday, August 29, 2019

30 Day Pinterest Challenge, day 2

Okay then :-)

Day 2, I did it a bit differently.
I went to Pinterest and took 10 first pins that had ANYTHING to do with exercises and movement and such.

They were
- a yoga position called Camel. Except the woman doing it was bending so much back that her head touched her heels...
So - practicing my bridge today it is.

- It's really not an exercise pin, just a reminder.

- some core exercises from  @diamondcut_fitness

- the malasana pose

- a woman on pole

- Twisty Surya Play Sequence

- a boxing poster from 30s

- Das perfekte Fitnessworkout für zuhause

- another pole position

- upper back and shoulder relief

Didn't do any of it. :-(
Very displeased with myself here.

But - tomorrow is another day.

Wednesday, August 28, 2019

30 Day Pinterest Challenge, day 1

So, I have about 15.000 pins in 173 boards on my Pinterest account.
One of my Pinterest accounts... I don't even want to think how many pins I have on all of them... This is the exercise and action account.
I keep going there and pinning things I find interesting, and then nothing happens.
Most people on Pinterest do that.

A lot of people who do this are annoyed with themselves because of this. I am one of them :-D
There is a reason to why I have pinned all of these pins. I want something. These pins would help me to get it. IF I JUST DID SOMETHING ABOUT IT OTHER THAN JUST PINNING AND DREAMING AND WISHING. 

So, Pinterest challenge: try one pin a day.
"Try" can be; do the exercise or workout, cook the dish, take steps to reach the goal, do something about why you pinned the pin.

Now... I am trying to get fit and lose weight, and one doesn't do that by doing one exercise every day.
Also, I have nothing else to do but what I want, all day long.
(No, it's not what you think. I am living on disability pension - I have all the time and freedom in the world, no job or obligations, but I don't have all the resources to do what I want to do. I don't have much money nor able body and mind to do whatever I want, like traveling, or ticking off items from bucket lists.)
So, it would be totally possible for me to workout 6 hours a day.
Which is actually what I should be doing to reach a lot of my goals.
So, this is what I am going to do the next month.

I am going to let Pinterest decide what I will do those 6 hours.

I am going to write a list of all the boards, and separate the boards with doable exercise from those without. Like, there is a board about Bellydance, and another board about Bellydance Costume. Bellydance costume is, obviously, a board where there are no exercises. I could put these boards in a jar of their own, and give an hour a day to things like that, like sewing my bellydance costume.
Then take all the boards with exercises and workouts, write them in slips of paper, and put them in a jar.
Then, at 5 a.m. I'll take a slip, and then go to Pinterest, open the board and click on a pin at random, and do that. When it's done, take another slip and another pin. Repeat until 9 a.m.
Go eat breakfast.
At 5 p.m. repeat
Go to bed.

So...
I did this, and got
Gymnastics
Fencing
Climbing
Yoga
Swimming

Then I thought that that will do for beginning...
He.

For gymnastics, I got this pin. And I clicked it and eyed through what was there, and it looked all like you'd need a gymnasium for that, and I don't have that, so I decided to do this instead:
I mean... close enough. For me, who can't do a cartwheel :-D
And the stretches were a bit too much for me :-D With my hip arthritis.
I really need to stretch more!

Well... for fencing I got this pin. Didn't do it.
For climbing, this. Didn't do it
For yoga, this. Didn't do that either.
I went for a swim. Walked 2K to the lake, swam 400 meters, walked 2K back. I have new inner soles for my shoes, so they chafed and bit a hole to both of my little toes. :-( I don't think I want to walk to the lake tomorrow... :-(

I have two things I found today and found interesting, added to my workout list, though...
"What Happened When I Did The Rock's Workout For 3 Weeks"

and this was really inspiring and interesting too

Monday, August 5, 2019

Autumn Bucket List

I wrote this for 2015, but as all my lists, it's a good list, but never became anything more. I hope I actually manage to do this this year.

- write an autumn bucket list

- write a list of 92 things you love/like about autumn


If you don't get 92 things on your list, don't worry. Write as many as you can think of.

- commit to take a photo on each day of Autumn according to this list of your personal favorites. This is why the number os 92. If you didn't get 92 things, don't worry about it, just take more photos of some of your favorites. 

- get better with photographing.

- Search "[name of the month] photo/photography challenge". There's dozens of suggestions on-line. Pick your favorites, print the list and cut it into strips, and put the strips in a bowl. Every day of Autumn, pick a strip and take a photo. 

Yes, it's a lot of photos. But it doesn't take more than a couple of minutes top most to snap a photo of a thing. It doesn't need to be the greatest photo in the history of photography. It doesn't even need to be a good photo. Or a photo you are proud of. Or a photo you like. It just needs to be a photo of something. 

- Start an Autumn journal
  • a bit like "December Daily", though this is "August/September/October Daily"
  • illustrate it with your photos-a-day
  • make the pages like an art journal, "Project Life" page or a scrapbook page. 
  • make a page every day
  • there are different journal prompts around, and "project life" prompts etc. Use them.
  • write down the best part of each day. This doesn't need to be perfect, amazing, inspiring or even good. "best" means "the least bad". 
  • start a gratitude journal - write this, too, in your autumn journal
  • start writing morning pages. Write these to separate pages and add to your journal.
  • keep a nature journal or notebook. Write down the weather and nature phenomenon you observed. For this you need to take a nature walk every day with your camera... so we'll get both practice with camera and exercise in the list just like that :-D 
  • Pick a beautiful tree and take a photo of it once a week from the same spot, to see how the seasons change. Pick a tree with beautiful autumn colors, like a maple or aspen. Rowens are nice too, with their berries.
  • "Sharpen your Observational Skills through Drawing" - again, it doesn't need to be good. The point is to sharpen your observational skills, not to make art... and that you will get better with drawing is just a bonus. ;-)
  • "Think about the “seasons” of life, and write a letter to yourself about what you will savor about this season"

- clean your home for winter. There are several "fall cleaning" checklists and suggestions on-line.

- decorate your home

- prepare your wardrobe for the transition.
Create a fall capsule wardrobe fit for your lifestyle, activities and purposes.
On my list is "tweed promenade suit, 40's felt hat, plenty of patterned tights, brogue oxfords with heel, leather gloves"
Check the sweaters and cardigans, let them air in the crisp autumn air and start wearing them.
Get a pair of good, comfortable, classic fall boots you will be wearing the rest of your life, and a pair of boot socks.

- Knit something. Learn to knit. On my list is a white, soft aran sweater and a fair-isle set of vest and cardigan. And a tam.

- Take the "week of dressing dangerously" challenge.
Look at all the clothing styles people have, all the costumes, all the tv-series and everything where people wear clothes. Pick five favorites. Pick five of the costumes or outfits you wish you had or could wear or would wear "if..." If you were skinny or curvy. If you were tall or short. If you were a man. If you were in your favorite fantasy world. If you were your favorite superhero. If you were a rock star.
Get yourself these outfits/costumes.
Wear them a whole day, as if it was your normal attire.

On my list
  1. tree
  2. steampunk
  3. goth
  4. gypsy
Change your life in 30 areas to reduce your carbon footprint

I do have the Japanese "oil from plastic" machine on my shopping list... and then I will be making oil. But until I get one - or build one - there are other things to do.
  • have a “earth day” every day – 1 hour of no electricity
  • use water as if it was a rarity
  • use electricity as if it was a rarity
  • get a bike
  • start walking at least one hour every day
  • get a monthly bus pass and get to know your town.
  • get good curtains to every window – black curtains and thick side curtains
  • turn off lights
  • unplug items not in use
  • get more houseplants
  • plant more trees
  • keep the electric appliances clean
  • learn to use no fire cookers
  • minimize your belongings – take the 100 things challenge. Only keep things you love and that make you feel good
  • eat more veggies and fruits. Have at least one vegetarian day every week.
  • eat more locally produced and organic food
  • write a food plan and keep it
  • stop throwing food away
  • cook from scratch
  • eat less
  • shorter showers
  • take the stairs. Elevators and escalators use electricity.
  • get a compost and start composting everything that can be composted
  • recycle all your garbage
  • start cleaning your environment. “roska päivässä” movement
  • change electric appliances to manpowered, crank or treadle powered
  • use less dishes and wash them by hand, air dry
  • use less clothes and use them wisely. Get work clothes and use clothes-protecting items like aprons and sleeve covers. Air your clothes often, wash them less.
  • buy minimally packaged goods, and make things of the packaging
  • eliminate disposable products - make reusable pads, reusable produce bags, reusable handkerchiefs, reusable shopping bags, sandwich bags, reusable bowl covers for the fridge etc.
  • check how to use cloth instead of toilet paper (this is VERY EXTREME)
- One of the most important "things" in my life, one "thing" I'm grateful every day, is my husband, and I want to do things for our relationship.
There was a list of some 25 things you could do this fall with your husband, but I can't find it :-( There were really nice ideas.
There are also "fall dating ideas" lists. Go through some and pick things that sound reasonable to do with your spouse.

Go to a date every week in Autumn
  • spend a whole morning in bed
  • write a fall bucket list together
  • go reading together in a park with sammies and wine
  • go tossing a frisbee
  • make a kite together and go flying it
  • build a fort in living room and have a movie night
  • have a ghostbusters movie night
  • have a scary movie marathon
  • have a Harry Potter movie marathon
  • read ghost stories to each other in candlelight
  • make a quilt together for snuggling
  • have a game night
  • go to a market, buy things and come home to cook something with those things
  • cook a romantic dinner togehter
  • bake together
  • go to a flea market, second hand etc. buy a piece of furniture and fix it together
  • go on a bookstore date
  • go on a sunrise or sunset date
  • go shopping some fall decor and things
  • go picking some nature elements that can be used to make fall decorations with, and make fall decorations together
  • make autumnal gingerbread house
  • go to a picnic in a romantic place and play in leaves
  • get bicycles for both of us and go on a biking tour with picnic basket
  • go bowling
  • go play pool
  • go hiking and camping, spend a night in the wilderness and watch stars together, by a fire, in a blanket, and make s'mores
  • get a new hobby together (I chose cabinetmaking :-D)
  • learn a foreign language together (I chose French)
  • learn to dance with my spouse and go dancing
  • learn to give massage and give each other massage
  • paint each other's portrait
  • go tour your home town; either take a guided tour or find out information to share with each other
  • learn to play an instrument together (I chose guitar)
  • learn to play a new card game
  • practice yoga daily together
  • go on a "day trip" (I chose a zoo nearby, which is going to take the whole day.)
  • take a CPR/first aid course together
  • learn to make candles
  • make candy together
For this I added three things to my own autumn bucket list:

* build a home theater (within our resources, naturally. It might not be much more than rearranging the living room so that the television and comfy chairs are "strategically" placed with the coffee table - but that alone would improve the movie and tv watching time together.)

* build a fake fireplace (to be able to cuddle in front of the fireplace and to decorate the mantel)

* make a "cuddle kit"

Write - I have a couple of books I need to write on my list

Compile a collection of spooky stories

Have a teddy bears' picnic, October 27th (The International Teddy Bear Day)

Host or attend a fall festival with fun games, crafts, and prizes!

Invites friends over for chili night

Have a sock knitting bee

Learn orienteering

Learn the Thriller dance

Make 30 autumn cards and send to people

Make a pinecone weather station

Have a board-game night

Play hide and seek outside

Play pumpkin bowling

Prepare the balcony for winter

Find five scents that feels like autumn

Learn to solve puzzle cubes

Surprise someone you love with a fall-colored mum

Take a walk in the rain, without an umbrella. Don’t resist the urge to jump in puddles

Visit a craft show with friends

Visit a haunted house

Visit Skogskyrkogård

Stay up late and watch the harvest moon 28/9

Celebrate Rosh Hashanah September 14.


Celebrate Yom Kippur September 22.


Celebrate Sukkot September 28-October 5

Celebrate the Moon Festival or Mooncake Festival September 27

Celebrate Mabon 23/9

Celebrate National Potato Day, 19/8

Celebrate Oktoberfest

Have a Halloween bonfire with hot apple cider

Have a Halloween masquerade party with apple bobbing

Build a Dia de los Muertos altar

Collect autumn leaves

Plant Lily-of-the-valleys for Independence Day

Create an autumn nature table

Enjoy autumn

Go apple picking in an apple orchard

Go indoor apple picking

Go for an early morning walk and watch the sun rise on a cool, crisp day

Go to a leaf hunt

jump in leaf piles

Make a fall leaf maze

Make a nature shadow box

Make land art with leaves

Play conkers

Play with a fall sensory bucket

Look for signs of fall

Play fall "I Spy"


decorate an autumn cake
 

Get 8 Sabbath boxes and start filling them. (I want 8 big boxes with all the Sabbath associated stuff in, and nothing more.)

celebrate Mabon


Do some Autumn crafts
The following is from my personal bucket list, so not autumn related

Paint china

Improve my French


Improve my German


Learn the basics of all Celtic languages


Learn Latin
Learn hulahooping

learn whip cracking
 

learn baton twirling
 

learn herping
 

learn juggling
 

learn to brew cider, mead, ale, wine
 

illustrate
 

translate
 

reconnect with highschool friends
 

build a baker's cabinet
 

make 3 baskets in different ways
 

make 3 beaded works
 

learn leather work
 

learn flowerwork
 

learn bonecarving
 

create a cactus tray
 

create a terrarium
 

create a bonsai tree
 

make 30 books in 30 days
 

make 10 different kinds of candy

About things that make you fail

I am 50 now and I didn't do much of anything of the things in my list. :-(

I did not stretch and work to get my splits. Not one pushup or pullup was done. Not a K was run, not in a minute nor in an hour. Yoga I did a little, but not taichi. I didn't do anything about Parkour. I weighed 124 kilos on my birthday. I haven't thrown any balls. I haven't trained my feet. If I had lost my arms, I would need help to wipe my ass. I haven't learned one dance, or to juggle, and I still can't hulahoop. I haven't taken one photo of me, nor have I had a photoshoot. I haven't made one video, movie or tutorial, or posted anything anywhere. I haven't made one dollar. I have made some clothes/accessories, but not a whole wardrobe. I haven't worn makeup. I haven't had an exhibition. I haven't made a BJD. I haven't written, translated or illustrated any books, not even a chapter. I changed a string in the guitar and started to tune it, and the tuning key broke, so that's that. Haven't gotten it fixed. Still can't play anything. I haven't written any songs, I haven't sang in public. I still know only Finnish, Swedish and English. I haven't made sausage, cider, jams or jellies, handpulled noodles or baked through the Daring Bakers' list. I started to replace the houseplants, and they are all dead now. I almost got debt free, but now I'm back in debt. I haven't taken a roadtrip. I haven't lived as a fruitarian for a month. I don't know any tricks. I know only the CPR and first aid I have picked up. I have put some books in a reading journal, but that's mostly new books. I am not a mentalist.
I did celebrate my 50th birthday in a nice country place, but not as I wanted to, and not on my birthday. It was basically very... low. I had three guests. I got a couple of presents. They were all wonderful and I loved them, but...

All in all, it was very unsatisfactory. I have this idea of that I am not worth it, and it's useless to plan anything big where anything depends on other people, because it just won't happen.

Everything I wrote on this list is achievable. *I* am the only reason to why I don't have it right now.

I have the knowhow and resources to  4/5 of the list and the rest... most of it is just a question of money. I KNOW how I could collect the money to do all the things I want to do, I just don't do it.

And something happened yesterday that made me realize a lot of things.

I don't want to think about difficult things. Most things in my life has been easy, too easy. So I have no training on how to push through when the pushing gets hard. How to deal with the panic of "I don't have the slightest idea of how to do this, I can't do this!" So far in my life I have dealt with that with quitting, fleeing, and hiding in the planning and dreaming department. I'm good at that.

So, anyway, something happened yesterday, and I got confused and scared, and my "fight or flight" response kicked in. I flee.
Now, fight or flight response is "created" as a survival mechanism in a dangerous situation. What was the "dangerous situation" I was in yesterday? I couldn't follow with a dance exercise video.
Yeah.
Dangerous.

So, why did my body see this situation as dangerous?

Usually it is because the person reacting on little things is stressed out in their lives, of other things. There are bigger issues which causes me to be in the "fight or flight" situation all the time, and things like this; obvious "failure", obvious stress, obvious discomfort, distress, obstacle, things don't go as we planned, makes it just flare. This is why we start crying because of something insignificant. The thing is insignificant, we aren't crying because of that, it was just the last straw and we can't take anymore. Let's look at what in our lives is so stressful and deal with that.

Now, it's probably something a lot bigger and impossible to fix in the next five minutes, so what can you do when you fight or flight reflex kicks in?
1) exercise. Do something physical. Choose to flee for 10 seconds, but come back and deal with the situation. Don't quit. Don't give up. Don't give in. It's enough to do some pushups or lunges or a sprint, anything physical that makes your heart beat faster. Your brain is pretty stupid like that.
2) take an intellectual inventory of the situation. "No, I'm not going to die, I'm just having a panic attack, my body is just preparing to fight or flight, I'm medically safe. Everything is all right, I am safe."
3) relax. Take 10 deep breaths and go through your body and intentionally flex and relax every part of it. Stretch as high up as you can and stay there for five seconds, and then let your body relax down. Yawn.
4) cut the situation into pieces. So I can't do the whole video. Can I do one movement? Do it. That's good.
Do you want to try the next movement? Good.
If not, that's good, too. You can do something else. Just not quit. Don't go doing something you always do to calm yourself down, like play some videogames or read or watch telly or eat.
Write a list of small, tiny, eeny weeny things you can do, little steps you can take, to reduce the overall stress in your life, or reach your goals.
For example, for me, something constructive to do would have been to do some other exercise. A couple of sit ups or so. Still doing exercise, still taking steps to reach the goal, doing something to reduce the stress, and not trying to ignore it and sit in the corner busy doing nothing, while the problem and stress just grows and gets worse. And next time it's even smaller things that will make me lose my cool, until all I do is slouch on the couch and get fat.


There are two more things in action here.
What I call the mañana reaction. "I can wait. I'll do it tomorrow. There's still enough time. I can do this later".
"Uh, can't be bothered". "This is boring". It's especially difficult problem now, because I don't have much ability to focus and concentrate on things. I watch movies in 10-15 minutes installments, because I don't have the peace to do one thing for more than that. It took me three days to crochet a kippah to my hubby; something that usually takes a couple of hours. I tried to do an exercise program, which usually I finish if I start it, and this time... couldn't be bothered. Boring. I want to do something fun. The problem with that is, is that nothing is fun nowadays. I am still recovering from a deep trauma. I lost three important people between February 2012 and July 2014. I have PTSD. But - I'm coming out of it. :-)
And I'm learning.

BTW, here's 29 signs that you're going to fail. It goes beyond studying and exams.

Wednesday, June 19, 2019

30 days of learning

30 Days of New Learning Challenge

Learn a new dance move
Learn a new recipe
Learn a new word
Learn about today in history
Learn a useful car repair or maintenance
Learn about your favorite artist
Learn a joke
Learn what it takes to get you to the next level
Learn about the history of a place you want to travel
Learn health benefits of eating ---
Learn changes you need to make to help you ---
Learn about something new about your background
Learn how to relax
Learn about your favorite and not so favorite politician
Learn a cause you may be interested in
Learn about an organization you can support
Learn a useful grammar skill
Learn about someone that helped change the world that is not well-known
Learn meaning of a cultural symbol
Learn purpose of a statue/monument
Learn a hobby
Learn the resources needed to ---
Learn ways to help in your community
Learn ways to be more productive
Learn about a condition someone in your family has
Learn how to invest
Learn about an elder or someone of influence in your community
Learn new ways to prepare ---
Learn another new word
Learn ways to get better at ---

Wednesday, March 27, 2019

Learn something new every day

1. Removing your wisdom tooth isn't risk free. The operation could damage mandibular nerve and cause paralysis.

2. There is a thing called "disruptive mood dysregulation disorder".
"Although many children have occasional tantrums, youths with DMDD have outbursts that are out of proportion in terms of their intensity or duration. These outbursts can be verbal or behavioral. Verbal outbursts often are described by observers as "rages" or "fits". Children may scream, yell, and cry for excessively long periods of time, sometimes with little provocation. Physical outbursts may be directed toward people or property. Children may throw objects; hit, slap, or bite others; destroy toys or furniture; or otherwise act in a harmful or destructive manner."
I recognize myself in this... now, I'm not saying I have DMDD, I don't have it (it's not regular enough and I'm an adult. Adults don't have it.), but... with all the crap that happened 2012-2015, that is how I was behaving. It must have been hell for my husband.

3.

4. Oranges are actually green.

5. Male swan is called cobbe, female is pen and babies are cygnets or swanlings. Group of swans is called a bevy, or a wedge when flying.

6. There are male calico cats! I thought it was impossible!

7. Fasnacht (also spelled fastnacht, faschnacht, fosnot, fosnaught, fausnaught) is a fried doughnut of German origin served traditionally in the days of Carnival and Fastnacht or on Shrove Tuesday, the day before Lent starts. Fasnachts were made as a way to empty the pantry of lard, sugar, fat, and butter, which were traditionally fasted from during Lent.

Recipe

8. Praerie dogs are squirrels

9. Diane Duane's book "To Visit the Queen" was published in UK as "On Her Majesty's Wizardly Service". :-( I bought both of them, believing them to be two different books. :-(

10.  Gamboge is a pigment, tree sap, used to dye the Buddhist monks' robes. I thought they used saffron or turmeric.


11. Gaol is an alternative spelling of jail and is pronounced the same way! Huh!

12.
Calf's head a la Financière
Yes, it is a calf's head. You remove the bones and cook it, and then you arrange the bits of the head artistically on a plate - tongue in the middle, ears on both sides of it, brains on top of the tongue and the rest of the head nicely placed around them. I suppose the eyes are there somewhere also.
Then you douse it with Financière ragout.
That is made by warming up "few cockscombs, button mushrooms, truffles, quenelles, and scollops of sweetbreads" in good brown sauce and sherry or madeira. I thought first that the cockscombs were some sort of mushroom, but then I realized it was actual cockscombs...

13. Cinco de Mayo is NOT Mexico's independence day,
AND the way it is celebrated is pretty... horrible. Talk about ethnic stereotypes and cultural appropriation. I wonder what USonians would say if people "celebrated" Fourth of July by playing "cowboys and Indians" - or "hillbillies"?

14. Turkish has two past tenses; the definite and the reported. Reported past tense is used when one isn't quite sure that what is said to have happened actually did happen...
http://turkishbasics.com/verbs/reported-past-tense.php

15. Somewhere in the world, was it Minnesota, Michigan? Somewhere. The rain freezes on apples, and stays frozen. The apple inside the ice shell rots and turns into mush and drains out of the shell, leaving a perfect ice apple on the tree.


16. There is a "Magic Capital" in India, Mayong. They say the people are very good with illusions and such, making things turn into other things, etc.

17. A giraffe's tail is about a meter long. An elephant's tail is about 1-1 1/2 meter long. A hippo's tail is about half a meter long.

18. Barbola: decorative work consisting of small models of flowers and fruit made from plastic paste

19. Chess boxing is “11 alternating 3 minute rounds of chess and boxing”. First you have a round of chess (speed chess) immediately followed by a 3 minute round of boxing, and this goes on 11 rounds.

20. Bigfoot erotica is a thing.






I can't unknow that now.
And I don't know what to do with that fact.

21. Hmm... I learned that midges are like mosquitos, not like flies. Though they do belong to the "fly" family. As mosquitos do. I thought they were flies, like horse-flies, but just very, very small.

22. We have a dish in Finland called mämmi. In Swedish it's memma, and I think it's the same thing in English. It's basically malted rye porridge, and it's very dark and sweet and special. I tried to explain what it is to a Swedish friend. I couldn't come up with any word to describe the sweetening process, because it's very special. It's called "imeltää" in Finnish.
Today I remembered to find out what it is in Swedish. It's "mälta". The process one used when one makes malts. To malt...
Another interesting little thing. "Imelä" is a purely Finnic word, meaning sweet. Imeltää and mälta are totally unrelated. Mälta comes from malt, meaning soft, weak, young, probably referring to the sprouting process; that the hard, dry corns are made soft and malleable by sprouting.



23. I was reading Kipling's Second Jungle Book, and read this: "And he met Thibetan herdsmen with their dogs and flocks of sheep, each sheep with a little bag of borax on his back". What? Why would the sheep be carrying borax? Isn't that bad for the wool?
So I found out, that

In Tibet, people used to freight borax on the backs of sheep!
Tincal is brought into the [nearest] town in Tibet and sold at the bazaars... ...Sheep owners buy it from the small dealers and put it into their saddlebags, placing as much as 30-40 pounds in each bag, or about equal in weight to the animal carrying it. When they (the sheep) have received their loads, they are started on their wearisome journey, many of the flocks carrying nothing but tincal. Each sheep-driver carries a distaff and bobbins, and as they travel along, every bit of wool that falls from the sheep, or that sticks to the thorny bushes with which the sheep may come in contact, is carefully collected. The wool thus gathered is spun into yarn or strong thread and then woven into cloth, which in its turn is made into bags. These are covered outside with sheepskins to prevent the tincal from getting wet, and also to prects the woolen bags from getting torn by the thorny bushes.
Numbers of the sheep and goats die on the road, and their flesh is always eaten by the drivers.
From 800-1000 sheep constitute a drove.
The animals are driven from 7-9 miles a day, and it takes from six to eight weeks for the journey from the starting point to Moradabad.
Borates: Handbook of Deposits, Processing, roperties, and Use By Donald E. Garrett
These borax caravans were so common they even had "salt roads". 
(BTW, sheep weight a lot more than 30-40 pounds, at least twice that, if not more.)

Picture is from In the Forbidden Land by A. Henry Savage Landor
This "Forbidden Land" is the area between China and India, so "close enough" :-D

24. Tincal is rude borax salt, the way it is mined

25. Don Quixote is written with x in English, because that's how Cervantes wrote it. That Cervantes wrote it so, because that's how Spanish was written at his time, is irrelevant. It is pronounced "kichote" anyway.
Now, the word "quixotic" is not pronounced "kichotic", but "quicksotic"... "because it's an English word". No. It's based on the character, not the spelling, it should be pronounced like the name of the character, not like the English word with that spelling would be pronounced. English are stupid.

26. Pazzo is Italian for crazy, fool. Wiktionary doesn't know the etymology, but I think i do. I think it's short of pagliacco, a clown. The opera Pagliacci is called Pajazzo in Swedish.

27. So, today I was called a stan :-D "Stan - A crazed and or obsessed fan. The term comes from the song Stan by eminem. The term Stan is used to describe a fan who goes to great lengths to obsess over a celebrity."
I read Tomi Adeyemi's book Children of Blood and Bone. I didn't like it.
But someone left a trashy review, and someone else responded to that review by claiming that people should be perfect when they write diverse literature.
What?
I reacted and told that person that Children of Blood and Bone is good enough. Might not be the best book ever, but it shouldn't need to, either. That the only requirement for people to write diverse fiction is to write diverse fiction. That a book by a black author with a black MC is diverse, and does its in the effort to balance the scales, to provide us with more diversity in literature. That we shouldn't expect more of colored authors than we expect of white authors. That we shouldn't try to set expectations and demands on colored authors that will only make it harder for colored authors to dare to write and publish what they have written. And the person who wrote the review (a white author who writes trashy romance novels - trashy by her own definition) responded by saying she's so tired of all Adeyemi stans telling her she didn't understand. :-D
I wasn't even talking to her, I wasn't implying that she didn't understand the book or that there was something wrong with her review, and I don't think Tomi Adeyemi is a celebrity :-D
But - what ever. I suppose she's p'd off because this young woman just writes a book and instantly everyone is raving about it, and no-one did that for her, and it's so unfair!

28. In Agatha Christie's Tuedsay Murder Club there is a peculiar item... a bowl of corn-flour.
 “Mr. Jones had gone down to the kitchen and demanded a bowl of corn-flour for his wife, who had complained of not feeling well.”
Later: “Miss Clark… told us that the whole of the bowl of corn-flour was drunk not by Mrs. Jones but by her.”
Later: “it is nicely made, too, no lumps… Very few girls nowadays seem to be able to make a bowl of corn-flour nicely.”
Later: “You drink up the bowl of corn-flour.”
I don't think that's actual bowl full of dry flour poured straight out of a bag. So... what is it?
Here's a discussion about this and other interesting things :-D
I think that "2 tablespoons of starch in 1/2 pint of water" is a recipe I found in an old cook book with recipes for invalids...

29. Platinum foxes are a color variant of the red fox, not arctic fox.

30. Of the last 10 Presidents of USA, only three didn't have US born parents and grandparents.
Ronald Reagan's parents were born in USA, but his paternal grandfather and maternal grandmother were born in UK.
Barack Obama's father and paternal grandparents were Kenyan, mother and maternal grandparents were USonian.
Of Donald Trumps parents and grandparents, only his father was born in USA. His mother and maternal grandparents were Scottish and paternal grandparents were German.

Sunday, February 10, 2019

The 64 Arts Of The Kama Sutra (not sex)

The 64 Arts Of The Kama Sutra are:

1. Singing

2. Playing a musical instrument

3. Dancing

4.  A combination of singing, using musical instruments and dancing

5. Writing and drawing

6. The Art of Tattooing

7. Adorning an idol with flowers

8. The art of spreading flowers on a bed or on the ground

9. Coloring fabrics, nail and body with colors from plants

10. Fixing colored glass tiles on floor

11.The art of making a bed

12. Producing music by striking glasses of water

13. The art of storing water in reservoirs
I think this should be udaka-ghata, which does NOT mean "art of storing water", but "art of splashing water on ground", "Splashing and squirting with water", "the art of splashing water around and swimming at the ghat"

14. The art of picture making and decorating

15. Making rosaries, necklaces, garlands

16. Tying turbans

17. Stage playing

18. The art of making ear ornaments

19. The art of making perfumes

20. Proper care of jewels, decorations and ornaments

21. Magic (sorcery) (Aindra Jala - magic, sorcery OR juggling?)

22. Manual skills (sleigh of hand)

23. Cooking (culinary skills)

24. Making combination drinks and flavored drinks i.e.– lemonades, sherbet etc

25. Tailoring and sewing

26. Making handicrafts e.g.– parrots, flowers etc. from thread

27. Skills to solve riddles, puzzles and covert speeches

28. The skill of Antakshari (a singing game were one must start with the letter with which other person’s song ended)

29. The skill of imitating natural sounds

30. Reading, chanting and intoning (this is most likely the ability to recite books and verses from memory)

31. Mastering tongue twisters

32. Skills at martial arts (the skills to use sword, stick, bow and arrow)

33. Skill to reach logical conclusions based on given facts

34. Carpentry

35. Architecture

36. Knowledge about gold, silver and gems

37. Chemistry (knowledge of properties of materials)

38. The art of coloring jewels or beads

39. Knowledge of mines

40. Gardening

41. The art of cock fighting (getting cocks, quail or rams to fight and make the fowl/animal victorious)

42. Teaching parrots or starlings to talk

43. Applying perfumes on body and hair

44. Understanding of code language
(this could be sign language, a language of letters and fingers for those who cannot hear)

45. Spoonerism (purposefully interchanging position of letters of words while speaking)

46. Knowledge of languages

47. Knowledge of making flower chariots

48. Knowledge of making mystical graphics, spells and charms and ways to avoid spells

49. Mental exercises

50. Composing poems

51. Knowledge of dictionaries and vocabulary

52. The art of impersonation

53. Impersonation of materials i.e.– make common things appear fine rare substances (make cotton appear to be silk)

54. Knowledge of gambling

55. Using mantras (enchantments) to take away others’ possession

56. Skills in sports and games

57. The art of social conduct, paying respect and sending compliments

58. Knowledge of war, arms and army deployment

59. Knowledge of gymnastics

60. The skills of knowing a person’s real character from his conduct

61. The skill of reading and composing verses

62. The skills of enjoying arithmetic puzzles

63. Making artificial flowers

64. Making images with clay

“A public woman, endowed with a good disposition, beauty and other winning qualities, and also versed in the above arts, obtains the name of a Ganika, or public woman of high quality, and receives a seat of honour in an assemblage of men.She is, moreover, always respected by the king, and praised by learned men, and her favour being sought for by all, she becomes an object of universal regard. The daughter of a king too as well as the daughter of a minister, being learned in the above arts, can make their husbands favorable to them, even though these may have thousands of other wives besides themselves.If a wife becomes separated from her husband, and falls into distress, she can support herself easily, even in a foreign country, by means of her knowledge of these arts. Even the bare knowledge of them gives attractiveness to a woman, though the practice of them may be only possible or otherwise according to the circumstances of each case.A man who is versed in these arts, who is loquacious and acquainted with the arts of gallantry, gains very soon the hearts of women, even though he is only acquainted with them for a short time.”
Kama Sutra of Vatsyayana

Now, some of this loses in translation: there's the 64 transcendental arts, which seems to be the same list, or mostly the same, but it's a bit different

Also, I don't have the slightest idea was kaucumara is.
"The next in line is Kumara the one we all know for he is the one who takes the rawness out of the soil and moulds it into thing of utility" - potter.
"the secret sexual teachings - on aphrodisiac and seduction"
"preparation of sorcery and recipes expounded by Kuchumara (kaucumara yoga) "
"kaucumara-yogah, the art of disguise"