Wednesday, July 29, 2020

Let's write a book!

There is one thing there cannot be too many of in this world, and that is books. If you get lucky, you can sell your book, if you get really lucky, your book becomes a best seller. It really doesn't matter if your book is good, so - get over that. We aren't writing a GOOD book, or a PUBLISHABLE book, we are writing A book.

Get it?

Good.

Now, the point with this "exercise" is to get you over what ever it is that stops you from writing a book. Because you obviously want to write a book, if you are reading this.

So, let's start.

There is no reason why it should take you more than a week to write your book.
Google "write 10.000 words a day", and read a couple of articles.
Some points are
- set a certain time and sit down and just write. You can use a timer and write 15 minutes intervals, then take a short break and then come back and write another 15 minutes. It would be best if you can create the most creative environment, pick the time you are at your most creative and productive, but what you must do is to see there are no interruptions. Turn off the phone, lock the doors, put on earphones and nice, quiet music in your ears, something that doesn't disturb you, give yourself a cup of coffee (or what ever) and write.
- just write. It doesn't need to make any sense. If you don't have anything to write, think about some issue you have VERY STRONG opinions and write down your opinion. Think about that time when someone said or did something and what you wish you had done. Write it down. Write fan fiction. Try to write something you have read. Retell a fairytale. Anything, just as long as you write.
- you should have a story you WANT to tell, for any reason. Either because it means something to you, or because you think it's an interesting story worth telling.
- plan your writing beforehand. It doesn't matter if you have just thought about it, or if you have a plan on paper, just know your story.


Think about it a little.
What do you want to read?
If you have read a book you loved, try to rewrite it. Just tell it your way. You know, like Arthur's saga - has been told thousand ways the last century, and most of them are good. Or... any high fantasy is Lord of the Rings retold :-D So - change what you didn't like, add what you missed, and remember to change all the names, you know like how Cassandra Clare changed Ginny and Draco to Clary and Jace, or how E.L.James changed Edward and Bella into Christopher and Ana.

Which is your favorite genre? Which genre do you most like to read?
That is the genre you will be writing in.
Think about the books in this genre you have read. What is your favorite trope? Which trope do you dislike most? Use both in your book. The favorite as it is, the hated one changed to better please you.

1) Choose three (or more) of your favorite books or books you liked, books you think are good books.
Now, describe their plot, with your own words.
( Google "How to write a short plot summary")

That is the plot of your book. Just mix them all together the best you can.

2) Pick a dozen characters you love. These people can be from a book, a movie, tv series, anywhere. It can even be a real person.
Now, gender swap them. Race swap them.

Now, write a character sheet for each of them. (Use the character sheets for novel writing, not RPG)
Important things to think about:
Who is the person that intrigues you? What was their childhood like? What did they dream of? What was their greatest desire? What obstacles did they face? What was their greatest triumph?

BTW, to get their picture, pick an actor to play this character. Focus more on the CHARACTER of your characters, than looks. Or pick actors by THEIR looks (that is, an actor you are attracted to), not how you imagine the characters in the books, or who played them in the series/movie. (After all, they are gender swapped and race swapped, so they can't play the same character.)
This is the "description" of your character. No purple eyes and red hair, unless the actor you chose has purple eyes and red hair. :-D Let's keep the Marysueness down a bit.

Do NOT describe the character as "looking like soandso" or "if this book was a movie, this character would be played by soandso", but "he was tall and slender, with narrow shoulders and slightly wide hips. His eyebrows were slightly angled, which gave his face a somewhat worried look. He had a small mouth with a shy, boyish smile, and a gap between his front teeth. All that was overpowered by the straight, unafraid look of his slightly narrow, deep dark brown eyes. When he wasn't smiling, he looked serious and focused, like a man who genuinely cared about what you were saying." Or, don't do it like that, because it could be done much better, but you get the idea.

3) Pick a world you love. Be it Middle Earth or East London. That will be the world of your novel.
Come on, this is a quickie, to get you started. We'll "steal" everything here.
Just change everything. Give things a new name, put mountains where there were plains, lakes in deserts, plant forests in farm areas and swamp the forests.
Take some interesting, fascinating places from our world and insert them here and there on your map.
Why not mix many worlds from books you like?
Develop your own legends and histories about why those places are where they are.
Inhabit them with life forms adjusted to the environment, place people there and give them a culture "stolen" from a people living in the same kind of area in our world.
Change the colors, make the sand green and plants red.
Unless you write about East London. That already exists.That you shouldn't change. Much. Use Google Earth to "walk" the area, and invent street names and addresses.

Steal the best descriptions of worlds from books. But do it with style, meaning, you take the passage but change it, to describe something different. You know, Andy Warhol got famous by coloring photos. Basically :-D


 A reef of clouds and lightning raced across the skies from the sea. . . . My hands were shaking, and my mind wasn’t far behind. I looked up and saw the storm spilling like rivers of blackened blood from the clouds, blotting out the moon and covering the roofs of the city in darkness. I tried to speed up, but I was consumed with fear and walked with leaden feet, chased by the rain. I took refuge under the canopy of a newspaper kiosk, trying to collect my thoughts and decide what to do next. A clap of thunder roared close by, and I felt the ground shake under my feet. . . . On the flooding pavements the streetlamps blinked, then went out like candles snuffed by the wind. There wasn’t a soul to be seen in the streets, and the darkness of the blackout spread with a fetid smell that rose from the sewers.  The night became opaque, impenetrable, as the rain folded the city in its shroud.
- Carlos Ruiz Zafón; Shadow of the Wind
 That passage echoes the main characters emotions with the weather, and binds it into a dance, each encouraging the other, and you can do the same. Just don't do exactly the same, because that's really stealing, plagiarism, and it's not OK. Don't do that.
Write down all the books you were inspired by, and where you stole from, and mention it in the end of your book. Credit people you stole from. That's just good manners.

4) Your book's name will be an idiom you like. Or a line from a poem or a song you like.

5) You know those books on step 1 whose plots you described, concise the plots into one sentence. Use that sentence as your snowflake.

Now you should have a first draft :-D


If you get stuck on any step, you can look at this Master Outline or this Pulp Fiction Master Plot
Also, How to Write a Novel in Only 10 Days
"A great place to start is with your own life:
What strange experiences have you had?
What are you afraid of?
Who is your best friend and how did you meet?
What is your strongest or most impactful memory?
What do you want to achieve in life?
What would you consider a great adventure?" 

- The Ten Day Outline by Lewis Jorstad

Now find The Story Grid by Shawn Coyne and do the first edit of your draft.


Sunday, July 19, 2020

50 things to do alone...

I came to this blog after several months' absense, and saw that there were a lot of comments! YAY! Someone actually reads this blog! I have an audience! Wow!

It was all SPAM.

Great.

*sigh*

Well... maybe someone sees something here anyway.

So, today I tumbled over "50 Ways to Spend Time Alone" on Pinterest


And the reactions were... hmm...
"need more like these to survive quarantine"
"
Right I'm Sooper bored!!!!"

How? Why? There isn't enough time for me to do all I want to do and I'm practically bedridden!

Ok... here's some other things you can do:

1) play "floor is lava"

2) give yourself a manicure or pedicure - or both


3) try different facial masks


4) try different reading challenges. I recommend "around the world in books" - find out information about the country and culture the book is from, cook something from that culture etc.
There is also a reading challenge where one is supposed to do an activity connected to the book, for example read a book about a bus ride and then take a bus ride. Read and Go

Create your own reading challenge
 

5) learn a language

6) start an art journal


7) make a junk journal of all the junk mail that comes this week 


8) Learn a new skill
- for example, choose one from https://diy.org

9) Go to bucketlist.org and pick one 


10) Find an interesting tv series in foreign language (foreign to you - I mean, English is my second language, and thus could be counted as "foreign", but most tv series I follow are in English, so it's not foreign to me :-D)

11) Find a new YouTube channel

12) Learn to read tarot cards or another divination method (No, it's not Satanic or supernatural or paranormal or anything like that. It's a pile of pictures based on common Western symbolism, and is all about your subconscious and free association.)

13) Learn to give massage

14) Take a 30 day challenge

15) Take the 100 species challenge (Make a list of 100 plant species found within walking distance from your home)
Bonus points if you learn the usage of these plants; if they are edible, and how they are eaten; if they can be used to dye fibers, or other crafts, are they medicinal etc.

16) Learn to draw

17) Learn about the history, culture and attractions in your home area.

18) Write fan fiction

19) Find a new band
Or listen through the whole production of a famous band you aren't that familiar with.

20) Make home cosmetics. Bath bombs are easy and fun.

21) Learn to make 10 drinks

22) Learn to make barista art

23) Learn card tricks and coin tricks

24) Learn origami
Learn to fold a crane by heart and fold 1000 cranes


25) Learn a skill that looks good on your resumé - that makes you more employable

26) Think about what advice you would give to your younger self. Think how it would have changed your life. What would you have done differently? Would it have changed something better in your life now? Can you change it now?

27) Leave 10 positive, encouraging, nice comments on different blogs or vlogs

28) Learn to bake bagels

29) Choose something on Pinterest and do it; a recipe, a craft tutorial, a pattern

30) Learn to sew, knit, crochet, or some other such thing

31) Learn carpentry

32) Learn to sing your favorite song

33) Make a meal from scratch

34) Learn to make hot sauce

35) Learn to make chili

36) Play a board game - with yourself
Develop a board game
 
37) Learn to find 10 constellations on the night sky and go find them

38) Write the best, most amazing letter you can imagine - to yourself

39) Read a newspaper. An actual paper newspaper. Cut out the most interesting articles. 
Use the rest of the newspaper to make some craft, like basket or papermache

40) plant the seeds from the fruits you eat

41) Come up with a project you’d like to pursue

42) Learn tai chi

43) Play a game you loved as a child.
If you don't remember or didn't play any games, look at old children's games and play some of them.
I remember playing wall ball for hours... all by myself. I was a very lonely kid, being the youngest in my family, living on the countryside. The closest neighbor was several miles away.

44) Lay puzzle

45) Make a zoo of paper (how to make simple paper animals)
You can, of course, learn to whittle and make wooden animals, or make animals of clay (for example salt dough, though that isn't very good for that purpose)

46) Make a collage

47) Find a swing and swing

48) Learn to play the guitar

49) Learn to dance


50) Sing karaoke

Some more good ideas:
50 things to do when you unplug