Thursday, October 14, 2021

Any yarn you can spin, I can spin thinner...

I have been boasting for some decades now that I can get the wool from a sheep's back on a man's back. That is, I can shear sheep, spin the wool, dye it, weave it, knit, crochet, and dozens other ways of making things from fibers, I can felt wool, and I can sew. And I know how to handle linen and nettles as well. To me making a suit is not a challenge. It's what I am trained to do. I could have been one of his teachers :-D

But making my own tools?

I could be making my own spinning wheel and loom, and other tools like that... what about needles? 

Also, I haven't worked with cotton. I wonder how different that would be, and if it was any idea of me to do that, because I live in Sweden. 

I don't want to work with silk, though. 


Then there are the accessories. He made a belt of deer skin he was part of hunting, and that he tanned himself. So, I'll need to add hunting, butchering, tanning, and leather work to my list.

Basically, how to use every bit of an animal. I mean, the step isn't that big.

Also shoes, socks, hosery, belts and bags, gloves, scarfs, and hats. And jewelry. :-D


Wednesday, October 13, 2021

Anything you can do, I can do, too!

 So... the tools and equipment needed to make a sandwich, could I do that?

For bread... hmm...

- farming equipment... what is the minimum for growing wheat? 

I'd need a hoe. 10 square foot farm area is possible to prepare with just a hoe. I think I'd like a rake, too.
It's possible to make both of wood, but I would prefer a metal one.
So, for that, I'd need some metal and wood... and I could collect iron ore and create a kiln of some sort... 


I can make the dough on the table (or any flat surface), but I'd prefer a bowl. So ceramics. Collecting and cleaning clay, and then some sort of kiln for that :-D I suppose it needs to be different from the iron kiln. 

Then I would need an oven. Again, it's possible to build an oven of clay. 

I would need some sort of pail or bowl to collect the milk in, and to make the sourdough/yeast. 

I think I'd like a tin bucket for the milk, and glass jar for the sourdough. I don't have the slightest idea if glass jars are even possible... But, why not. I have always wanted to learn to blow glass :-D
Until then, a ceramic jar is adequate.

The same with vinegar.

I would need some sort of cooking pot or kettle to boil sugar and salt, and some sort of strainer... I wonder if cloth would do, or do I need to draw metal thread and weave a net?

I would need a mortar and pestle. Ceramic one should do. Or maybe I need to make it of stone :-D
(I know how to polish stones for jewelry, I suppose mortar requires a little different techniques.)

Frankly, THIS impresses me more than growing and processing wheat :-D





Anything You Can Do, I Can Do Better...

 So... I found this YouTube channel, "How to Make Everything", and... er...

Well. 

OK, then. 

Let's make a sandwich from scratch. I mean, scratch.

I want a BLT.

So... I'll need bread, mayo, bacon, tomatoes and lettuce. And salt and pepper.

For bread, I'll need
- flour
- milk
- water
- butter
- sugar
- salt
- yeast

To get enough flour for a loaf of bread, I'll need about 10 square feet of wheat.

To get enough milk, I'll need a cow or a goat. I know how to milk. 

To get enough water, I'll need... would I need to find a fresh water spring, dig a well, or learn plumbing? Or would it be enough to use the water that is already accessible? Like with cows, I'm not going to buy a cow for a cup of milk. I have had milk goats, I know what it takes to take care of goats.

To get butter, I'll need the milk :-D

To get sugar, I'll need sugar beets

To get salt, I'll need the ocean.

To get yeast, I'll need sourdough. To get sourdough, I'll need some flour and water. Maybe some sugar, or fruit, or something... Hmm...

For mayo, I'll need
- eggs
- vinegar
- mustard
- oil

To get eggs, I need hens. 

To get vinegar, I need some sort of juice and a vinegar mother. I think the easiest is to take apples. I wonder if it would be enough to just pick apples, or do I need to grow an appletree from seeds :-D
(I know how to do that, too.)

To get mustard, you need mustard seeds and water. You can use beer, and add honey, vinegar, and perhaps some turmeric to dye it yellow, and add a bit of flavor. I can grow turmeric.

I think I'll brew some cider. 

To get honey, you need bees. I don't know beekeeping, but it's on my to do -list ;-)

Oil, then... I'll need some oil producing seeds or nuts, and an oil press. They make these small hand cranked table presses, but basically, if you make nut butter, and let it stand, the oil will separate and float on the top, and it's just to pour it out and use it. So one doesn't really need an oil press. A mortar and pestle are quit enough.
Now, we don't get groundnuts in Sweden :-D But there's rapeseed, linseed, sunflowers, hazelnuts, hemp... 
And, actually, you can use ghee to make mayonnaise. Any liquid fat is fine. You can make mayo out of bacon fat, if you like.

Which leads us to bacon.

To get bacon, I'll need a pig, and I need to kill the pig, and process the corpse.

I'll need curing salt, and that... I think you get sodium nitrate and nitrite by... mining... and doing stuffs... chemistry and so on. And I think that is a bit too dangerous considering that I'm going to eat that thing, and if I don't get it right, I assume I could be killing myself. So better buy the curing salt ready... mined and chemistry stuffs doned. :-D I assume curing your own bacon is hard core enough for this challenge.

Now, I haven't cured my own meat yet, but that, too, is on my to do -list.

I'll need also sugar and spices. Black pepper... I can't go and pick it from trees, so I suppose I'm allowed to use the black pepper one buys from store. But paprika powder. It's just sweet peppers dried and ground.

Tomatoes and lettuce grow in the garden, so that's an easy piece.

Now, if I'd want some cheese and ham on the bread, in stead of bacon?

Then I'd use the ham of the pig to make ham. I've done that.

And some more milk to make the cheese. I have done soft cheese, but not hard cheese, so that would be a challenge.





Tuesday, August 24, 2021

Cheat day

 I was watching Supersize vs Superskinny, and I saw Helen get up in the middle of the night, walk to the kitchen and take a bowl of cereals with cream and sugar. I love cream. I love cereals. I want that!

Then she eats brown sauce on toast. I don't think I'd like that, but a toast sounds nice. :-)

A couple of bars of chocolate (like 5 I guess) - I love chocolate bars!

Energy drink. No thank you. A glass of milk with that chocolate would be better.

3-4 bags of crisps. Now, British crisp bags are smaller than our Swedish ones, so perhaps just one bag of crisps.

On the video, she was having some sort of cupcake there as part of the "couple of bars of chocolate" - I think I'd like a mazarin or two...

and in the show she woke up her partner in the middle of the night with some pastry and a package of biscuits... 

And get all this on a tray and sit in a comfy chair all cuddly in a soft blanket and watch my favorite tv show...


And then, when her kids have left for school, she sits on her bed, watches more television, and enjoys her "breakfast". There's a couple of bags of crisps, chocolate bars, chocolate fingers, some sort of strawberry cakes, energy drinks, and then she'll have some sort of savory pastry. Basically repeat of the night.


In the "house", she serves Elaine, her partner, first Chinese takeaway leftovers for breakfast.

As lunch, she has a couple of energy drinks and a package of chocolate fingers. Nah. I'll take that Chinese takeway as lunch :-D (With dessert, of course)

As dinner she'll have pizza, and more energy drinks. 

As supper, there's kebab, chips and onion rings.

Now, I know this is not a sane way of eating at all, but the night raids are like a kid's dream! So I want to try it, once in a lifetime. 

I'm going to add one of my own dreams from when I was a child. I used to buy pick'n'mix candy, go to the library, and sit hours in a comfy chair and read and eat candy. 



Friday, January 1, 2021

Hello, my darlings!

 A new year... 

I know 1st of January is just a random day among all the other equal days, but 1.1. has magic. It feels like one is taking the first step of a whole new game. After all, no-one knows what will happen the next 365 days... 


So. Let's do things a bit differently this time.

1)

a) Write down all the things you'd love to know more about, you'd love to do, experience, try, that you enjoy doing, get excited when you read or see someone else doing.
Really, ALL. The more the merrier. If you get to 1000 things, I want to know what you have on your list!
Go through the list and remove the things you aren't that interested, really. Choose the things that, if someone ringed the doorbell tomorrow and told you, that you have been chosen in random to participate in this "thing", you'd say "yes!"

I choose all the things in my Pinterest boards and all my blogs :-D

b)

There is 8760 hours in year 2021.
Adults work approximately 40 hours a week, that's 2080 hours a year
Adults should sleep 8 hours a night, and that's 2920 hours a year
That leaves 3760 hours for other things. Of course, you will be using about half of that to things like transport, toilet visits, washing yourself, cleaning, eating, and other things like that, but it is also possible for you to do other things while doing those things, so I'll just ignore them. There's quite a little things that demand your 100% attention, or where you can't do other things at the time. 

Anyway, that leaves you 10 hours every day to do what ever you want to...

Divide the hours with the things you want to do, and dedicate that amount to each of the things.
Let's say there's the following things on your list:

- learn to dance tango
- streamline holiday decorations etc.
- write a book
- illustrate a book
- translate a book
- learn kitchen etching
- write a movie script
- design patterns
- create wardrobe
- make a corset
- make miss Fisher doll
- balcony
- box of chocolates
- get better with French and German
- practice guitar playing
- illustrate a divination card deck
- baking
- arts
- crafts
- photography

You could use a "school day model" - divide the day's 10 hours to these subjects, for example, you write 1 hour, sew 1 hour, design 1 hour, make art 1 hour, craft 1 hour etc.

If you are like me, you aren't much interested in more than 1-2 subjects / season, and I would then divide the whole amount of hour with everything here; 188 hours per subject. Divided as one feels like it. That would be about 2 1/2 weeks courses when everything is about one subject. 

There are some things on this list that would do fine with such time plan, but some others would not. Like languages. You should give each language at least 15 minutes every day. Also, I think guitar playing would do well with 15 minutes a day. 

Some things here are easier to do while doing other things. You can watch television while crafting, and practice languages while brushing your teeth, and you can listen to audiobooks while you do arts and baking and such.

Other things to consider:

What about the 52 week money challenge?
Adjust it for your purposes. You can count up from $1 to $52, or down from $52 to $1. You can divide the whole sum ($1378) to 52 equal amounts, and save $26,5 every week - or more or less, as fits your budget. You could save as much as you can up to $50 every week. For me it would be best if I saved $50 every time I get my salary (twice a month) and then what I can the weeks I don't get my salary. (That would mean I save $7 dollars every week I don't get my salary, and end up with $20 more :-D
It wouldn't be too noticeable in my budget, but the $1400 in December would be a very nice bonus indeed :-D

"Stretch your comfort zone by taking on a new challenge–or doing something differently than you normally do– every day for a year."
Maybe write a list of 365 things you are scared of, and do them?


Wednesday, July 29, 2020

Let's write a book!

There is one thing there cannot be too many of in this world, and that is books. If you get lucky, you can sell your book, if you get really lucky, your book becomes a best seller. It really doesn't matter if your book is good, so - get over that. We aren't writing a GOOD book, or a PUBLISHABLE book, we are writing A book.

Get it?

Good.

Now, the point with this "exercise" is to get you over what ever it is that stops you from writing a book. Because you obviously want to write a book, if you are reading this.

So, let's start.

There is no reason why it should take you more than a week to write your book.
Google "write 10.000 words a day", and read a couple of articles.
Some points are
- set a certain time and sit down and just write. You can use a timer and write 15 minutes intervals, then take a short break and then come back and write another 15 minutes. It would be best if you can create the most creative environment, pick the time you are at your most creative and productive, but what you must do is to see there are no interruptions. Turn off the phone, lock the doors, put on earphones and nice, quiet music in your ears, something that doesn't disturb you, give yourself a cup of coffee (or what ever) and write.
- just write. It doesn't need to make any sense. If you don't have anything to write, think about some issue you have VERY STRONG opinions and write down your opinion. Think about that time when someone said or did something and what you wish you had done. Write it down. Write fan fiction. Try to write something you have read. Retell a fairytale. Anything, just as long as you write.
- you should have a story you WANT to tell, for any reason. Either because it means something to you, or because you think it's an interesting story worth telling.
- plan your writing beforehand. It doesn't matter if you have just thought about it, or if you have a plan on paper, just know your story.


Think about it a little.
What do you want to read?
If you have read a book you loved, try to rewrite it. Just tell it your way. You know, like Arthur's saga - has been told thousand ways the last century, and most of them are good. Or... any high fantasy is Lord of the Rings retold :-D So - change what you didn't like, add what you missed, and remember to change all the names, you know like how Cassandra Clare changed Ginny and Draco to Clary and Jace, or how E.L.James changed Edward and Bella into Christopher and Ana.

Which is your favorite genre? Which genre do you most like to read?
That is the genre you will be writing in.
Think about the books in this genre you have read. What is your favorite trope? Which trope do you dislike most? Use both in your book. The favorite as it is, the hated one changed to better please you.

1) Choose three (or more) of your favorite books or books you liked, books you think are good books.
Now, describe their plot, with your own words.
( Google "How to write a short plot summary")

That is the plot of your book. Just mix them all together the best you can.

2) Pick a dozen characters you love. These people can be from a book, a movie, tv series, anywhere. It can even be a real person.
Now, gender swap them. Race swap them.

Now, write a character sheet for each of them. (Use the character sheets for novel writing, not RPG)
Important things to think about:
Who is the person that intrigues you? What was their childhood like? What did they dream of? What was their greatest desire? What obstacles did they face? What was their greatest triumph?

BTW, to get their picture, pick an actor to play this character. Focus more on the CHARACTER of your characters, than looks. Or pick actors by THEIR looks (that is, an actor you are attracted to), not how you imagine the characters in the books, or who played them in the series/movie. (After all, they are gender swapped and race swapped, so they can't play the same character.)
This is the "description" of your character. No purple eyes and red hair, unless the actor you chose has purple eyes and red hair. :-D Let's keep the Marysueness down a bit.

Do NOT describe the character as "looking like soandso" or "if this book was a movie, this character would be played by soandso", but "he was tall and slender, with narrow shoulders and slightly wide hips. His eyebrows were slightly angled, which gave his face a somewhat worried look. He had a small mouth with a shy, boyish smile, and a gap between his front teeth. All that was overpowered by the straight, unafraid look of his slightly narrow, deep dark brown eyes. When he wasn't smiling, he looked serious and focused, like a man who genuinely cared about what you were saying." Or, don't do it like that, because it could be done much better, but you get the idea.

3) Pick a world you love. Be it Middle Earth or East London. That will be the world of your novel.
Come on, this is a quickie, to get you started. We'll "steal" everything here.
Just change everything. Give things a new name, put mountains where there were plains, lakes in deserts, plant forests in farm areas and swamp the forests.
Take some interesting, fascinating places from our world and insert them here and there on your map.
Why not mix many worlds from books you like?
Develop your own legends and histories about why those places are where they are.
Inhabit them with life forms adjusted to the environment, place people there and give them a culture "stolen" from a people living in the same kind of area in our world.
Change the colors, make the sand green and plants red.
Unless you write about East London. That already exists.That you shouldn't change. Much. Use Google Earth to "walk" the area, and invent street names and addresses.

Steal the best descriptions of worlds from books. But do it with style, meaning, you take the passage but change it, to describe something different. You know, Andy Warhol got famous by coloring photos. Basically :-D


 A reef of clouds and lightning raced across the skies from the sea. . . . My hands were shaking, and my mind wasn’t far behind. I looked up and saw the storm spilling like rivers of blackened blood from the clouds, blotting out the moon and covering the roofs of the city in darkness. I tried to speed up, but I was consumed with fear and walked with leaden feet, chased by the rain. I took refuge under the canopy of a newspaper kiosk, trying to collect my thoughts and decide what to do next. A clap of thunder roared close by, and I felt the ground shake under my feet. . . . On the flooding pavements the streetlamps blinked, then went out like candles snuffed by the wind. There wasn’t a soul to be seen in the streets, and the darkness of the blackout spread with a fetid smell that rose from the sewers.  The night became opaque, impenetrable, as the rain folded the city in its shroud.
- Carlos Ruiz Zafón; Shadow of the Wind
 That passage echoes the main characters emotions with the weather, and binds it into a dance, each encouraging the other, and you can do the same. Just don't do exactly the same, because that's really stealing, plagiarism, and it's not OK. Don't do that.
Write down all the books you were inspired by, and where you stole from, and mention it in the end of your book. Credit people you stole from. That's just good manners.

4) Your book's name will be an idiom you like. Or a line from a poem or a song you like.

5) You know those books on step 1 whose plots you described, concise the plots into one sentence. Use that sentence as your snowflake.

Now you should have a first draft :-D


If you get stuck on any step, you can look at this Master Outline or this Pulp Fiction Master Plot
Also, How to Write a Novel in Only 10 Days
"A great place to start is with your own life:
What strange experiences have you had?
What are you afraid of?
Who is your best friend and how did you meet?
What is your strongest or most impactful memory?
What do you want to achieve in life?
What would you consider a great adventure?" 

- The Ten Day Outline by Lewis Jorstad

Now find The Story Grid by Shawn Coyne and do the first edit of your draft.


Sunday, July 19, 2020

50 things to do alone...

I came to this blog after several months' absense, and saw that there were a lot of comments! YAY! Someone actually reads this blog! I have an audience! Wow!

It was all SPAM.

Great.

*sigh*

Well... maybe someone sees something here anyway.

So, today I tumbled over "50 Ways to Spend Time Alone" on Pinterest


And the reactions were... hmm...
"need more like these to survive quarantine"
"
Right I'm Sooper bored!!!!"

How? Why? There isn't enough time for me to do all I want to do and I'm practically bedridden!

Ok... here's some other things you can do:

1) play "floor is lava"

2) give yourself a manicure or pedicure - or both


3) try different facial masks


4) try different reading challenges. I recommend "around the world in books" - find out information about the country and culture the book is from, cook something from that culture etc.
There is also a reading challenge where one is supposed to do an activity connected to the book, for example read a book about a bus ride and then take a bus ride. Read and Go

Create your own reading challenge
 

5) learn a language

6) start an art journal


7) make a junk journal of all the junk mail that comes this week 


8) Learn a new skill
- for example, choose one from https://diy.org

9) Go to bucketlist.org and pick one 


10) Find an interesting tv series in foreign language (foreign to you - I mean, English is my second language, and thus could be counted as "foreign", but most tv series I follow are in English, so it's not foreign to me :-D)

11) Find a new YouTube channel

12) Learn to read tarot cards or another divination method (No, it's not Satanic or supernatural or paranormal or anything like that. It's a pile of pictures based on common Western symbolism, and is all about your subconscious and free association.)

13) Learn to give massage

14) Take a 30 day challenge

15) Take the 100 species challenge (Make a list of 100 plant species found within walking distance from your home)
Bonus points if you learn the usage of these plants; if they are edible, and how they are eaten; if they can be used to dye fibers, or other crafts, are they medicinal etc.

16) Learn to draw

17) Learn about the history, culture and attractions in your home area.

18) Write fan fiction

19) Find a new band
Or listen through the whole production of a famous band you aren't that familiar with.

20) Make home cosmetics. Bath bombs are easy and fun.

21) Learn to make 10 drinks

22) Learn to make barista art

23) Learn card tricks and coin tricks

24) Learn origami
Learn to fold a crane by heart and fold 1000 cranes


25) Learn a skill that looks good on your resumé - that makes you more employable

26) Think about what advice you would give to your younger self. Think how it would have changed your life. What would you have done differently? Would it have changed something better in your life now? Can you change it now?

27) Leave 10 positive, encouraging, nice comments on different blogs or vlogs

28) Learn to bake bagels

29) Choose something on Pinterest and do it; a recipe, a craft tutorial, a pattern

30) Learn to sew, knit, crochet, or some other such thing

31) Learn carpentry

32) Learn to sing your favorite song

33) Make a meal from scratch

34) Learn to make hot sauce

35) Learn to make chili

36) Play a board game - with yourself
Develop a board game
 
37) Learn to find 10 constellations on the night sky and go find them

38) Write the best, most amazing letter you can imagine - to yourself

39) Read a newspaper. An actual paper newspaper. Cut out the most interesting articles. 
Use the rest of the newspaper to make some craft, like basket or papermache

40) plant the seeds from the fruits you eat

41) Come up with a project you’d like to pursue

42) Learn tai chi

43) Play a game you loved as a child.
If you don't remember or didn't play any games, look at old children's games and play some of them.
I remember playing wall ball for hours... all by myself. I was a very lonely kid, being the youngest in my family, living on the countryside. The closest neighbor was several miles away.

44) Lay puzzle

45) Make a zoo of paper (how to make simple paper animals)
You can, of course, learn to whittle and make wooden animals, or make animals of clay (for example salt dough, though that isn't very good for that purpose)

46) Make a collage

47) Find a swing and swing

48) Learn to play the guitar

49) Learn to dance


50) Sing karaoke

Some more good ideas:
50 things to do when you unplug